oh this fanfiction has an interesting summary and it’s even complete let’s see wha
“I got up”
clicks out of tab
I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(
welp now we know the distinction between the two
Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones?
You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon.
DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!
NONE OF US KNEW THAT
"(6) Dudes would probably brag about it. “Bro, my flow was so heavy today, I had to use three pads.”"-17 Things That Would Happen If Men Got Periods (via daleyprophet)
Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.
Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.
i want people to know i’m struggling but i don’t want people to know i’m struggling do you see my problem
Clearly some gracious saint left this for the next deserving soul.
The best way to ruin a dumb protest is to join it badly
i think dogs would make bad astronauts because space is a vacuum and they are kinda scared of those
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned face he makes. God fucking damnit."